The upcoming conference of nations in Bali will surely emit more CO2 than it saves. While U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon says

“I believe we are on the verge of a catastrophe if we do not act,”

they will act by flying in on supersonic planes, living in luxury suites, eating food flown in from the four corners of earth and by deciding there is little, oh so little, that can be done. Let’s just live the highlife until the whole damn thing collapses!